MERRY BAUNCHMAS, EVERYONE!

  1. FAMOUS CALGARIANS. School projects done about places remote to me are funny. I do not know why. Also, “Dr. Thomas Henry Blow”.
  2. I also like art by nuts and weirdos, like this exhibition of obsessive drawing.
  3. Let’s all collect RADIOACTIVE CONSUMER PRODUCTS! (Thanks, Vark!
  4. Kiss me deadly, goober. Way to confirm every allergy maniac’s fears, start a wave of urban legends, and cause ADDITIONAL fear of sex among teens! Girls, I am processed in a facility that also processes peanuts. In case you’re curious.
  5. They finally figured out how bees do it. The next step will be investigation of the educated fleas.
  6. In other Mad Science News, the mysterious cartoon spring noises that issue from the depths of the ocean have finally been identified. (via pharyngula).
  7. Who is the Father of Lies? What is Madison Avenue? Yet another proof of my rule that “Cyber” must always be replaced with “Bozo” is “Cyber Monday”. Courtesy the slacktivist.

because it is bitter and because it is my link

  1. The best thing about this video of an improvised dance party is the music. Really, that’s the best part. (big mpeg, directory of all of them at this link).
  2. I do go on about my failures as an Attempted Boyfriend, but some people fail with a style and power that amazes even me. Screencap is a 400K png here if he gets a moment of clarity and takes it down.

The preceding links were brought to you by the deep and abiding need for schadenfreude and by the neologism: “milfetoast”.

WEEKEND UPDATE

A 12-year-old kid got killed trying to lift a 185-pound barbell weight in his garage because he wanted to be a football star. Two Brazilian guys got busted at odradak‘s old motel for kidnapping immigrants. We have to vote for a very right-wing Republican in the special election to keep the nutcase racist co-founder of the Minutemen from being elected, because the Democrat has no chance.

A guy who used to be the city manager of Hawthorne, CA was shot dead by the cops in Riverside after he pulled a shotgun on them. Why’d he do that?

“He was a drinker and things that would perhaps not necessarily be significant to you and me were really big deals to him,” said Riverside police Sgt. Leon Phillips. “Someone stole his pressure washer from his driveway and his car was rear-ended. That was the context of his day.”

Okay I’ve had enough. Next post will be more interesting and hopefully less grim!

It just wouldn’t be the holidays

…without grim film noir news from Downtown Los Angeles. Of course the story doesn’t point out that the reason all the “services” for indigent people are in Skid Row is to keep them bottled up there, in one of the world’s most dangerous square miles. I used to talk to homeless guys downtown who wouldn’t go to the missions because they thought they might not make it through the murderers, stuff on fire, other murderers, etc.

Hospitals send patients to L.A.’s skid row

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Three hospitals acknowledged putting discharged patients with nowhere else to go into taxicabs heading to the city’s downtown skid row, the Los Angeles Times reported.

Representatives of Hollywood Presbyterian Medical Center, Kaiser Permanente West Los Angeles and Martin Luther King Jr./Drew Medical Center said they were helping patients because skid row offers their best chance of getting services and shelter. They said patients are sent to skid row only if they are healthy enough.

“One of the challenges is that there are very few places that will take patients coming out of the hospital, even when they are medically cleared,” said Mehera Christian, a spokeswoman for Kaiser Permanente Metro Los Angeles. “There are just a scarce number of places in the community to assist our homeless.”

The hospitals were the first to acknowledge delivering people to skid row. A Los Angeles Police Department report had accused the three hospitals and several suburban law enforcement agencies of leaving homeless people and criminals downtown. The suburban departments deny the accusation.

LAPD officials agreed that the hospitals have few other choices, but said the practice only adds to grim conditions on skid row. They disputed the hospitals’ assertion that the patients were always ready for release.

Earlier this week, city and state officials pledged a new fight against problems in the neighborhood, including drug dealing that police say generates roughly one-fifth of the city’s drug arrests.

Officials at the three hospitals said they don’t simply dump the patients.

Hospital social workers usually meet with patients to try to connect them with agencies or groups that could help them, then provide them transportation, Christian said. She said about half of patients say where they want to go, and none are forcibly taken anywhere.

Joseph Epps, an attorney for Hollywood Presbyterian, said hospital policy calls for homeless and indigent patients to be transported by hospital van to the Los Angeles Mission on skid row or to receive taxi vouchers to go wherever they want.

LAPD Capt. Andy Smith said patients don’t always reach their destinations, and that he often sees “individuals with not one but sometimes two different hospital bracelets, and people with bandages on, people who are barely ambulatory, and we’ll end up calling an ambulance. Sometimes they are in such bad shape they are incoherent.”

LAPD Assistant Chief George Gascon said services should be spread across the area so skid row doesn’t bear too much of the load.