kow fil-A

I would like to thank both of kitchen_life for stuffing salome_st_john and myself with food tonight, including about 1/3 of a cow, mashpo tatoes, and completely perfect asparagus. What a totally wonderful evening! You’re great hosts.

Did your neighbor, like, die? I tripped on a newspaper on the stairs and they had about a month’s worth of various delivered stuff on their doorstep.

good THINGS

First, my mother returned from her long trip to India with a huge freakin’ sack of Indian spices, probably like a $100 run to Lakshmi. Whole cardamom! White pepper! More masala than even I could use up quickly! Mysterious little packets! And a joke gift of some beedees, so I can smoke like it’s 1998.

Also, I’m playing with Google Earth again which is the best toy ever invented in the history of stuff.

spin the wheel of neuroelectric dysfunction!

As usual, I could have predicted most of this last week’s fun on NFB-related changes and side effects, especially what was euphemistically described as a “stiffening of resolve” and the 12 straight hours of fight-or-flight mode. I sure as hell hope this thing has something like the promised results because it’s about as much fun as frying bacon in the nude. Today’s poll is on the subject: what the fuck is this going to do to me next, and what’ll happen THEN? Enjoy!

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