Actual photo caption from our local rag:
[redacted list of children] all enjoy some exocit fruits and vegtables at Sonora Elementarys Nutrition night
Actual photo caption from our local rag:
[redacted list of children] all enjoy some exocit fruits and vegtables at Sonora Elementarys Nutrition night
…can crash at my house any time they’re in town. Really.
I can’t wait for journalists to discover other teen risks such as “buttsex,” “alco-hol,” and “military enlistment.” I hope Kim Komando was on vacation when someone wrote this, because I remember her as smart and funny and pretty much sane.
Web delivers new worry for parents: Digital drugs
We all know that music can alter your mood. Sad songs can make you cry. Upbeat songs may give you an energy boost. But can music create the same effects as illegal drugs?
This seems like a ridiculous question. But websites are targeting your children with so-called digital drugs. These are audio files designed to induce drug-like effects.
All your child needs is a music player and headphones.
As long as I live, the sight of a long line of eucalyptus with a palm tree or two in the distance will make me feel at home. I’m glad the builders left those.
This war in Georgia terrifies me.
(CNN) — Former North Carolina Sen. John Edwards admitted Friday to having an extramartial affair in 2006 with a woman who worked on his campaign
[SFX: The United States Air Force Marching Band, “Mademoiselle D’Armentieres”]
The last few wild crime stories in the local news have something in common: I am two degrees from one of the principal parties.
Note for non-locals: Tony’s Place is a dive bar of a particular sort: a haunt of semi-retired felons. Most of them are over-the-hill cirrhotic carnie mumblers. This guy was apparently still sparky at the advanced age of 42. The last sentence is the best.
Man’s skull fractured by pool cue in bar fight
Fight in Costa Mesa ends with man hospitalized with bleeding in his brain
COSTA MESA – A 42-year-old Costa Mesa man was arrested on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon, after a game of pool ended with a man going to the hospital with a skull fracture and bleeding in his brain.
William Marsh was arrested at Tony’s Place at 2054 Newport Blvd. in Costa Mesa after a disagreement over a game of pool around 10:15 p.m., said Costa Mesa police Sgt. Bryan Wadkins.
Marsh is suspected of hitting Christopher Colbert, 49, of Costa Mesa, in the head with a pool cue.
Marsh was arrested at the scene, Wadkins said.
Other patrons overheard the fight but did not see it, Wadkins said.
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Manny Diller is the master of suburban despair. I can’t get enough of his photos.
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