http://www.petting-zoo.net/~deadbeef/archive/5081.html

I really don’t feel that I need to go, now.

Except for the sex and the crocodile, maybe.

Wait, no..

The patent of the century:

I’m glad to see that New Economy Thinking isn’t dead. Now is the time to invest, when the market is at a bottom. Soon, we’ll all be dot net billionaires!

traficant convicted of fucked-up hairstyle

This is why the South will not rise again:

http://www.channeloklahoma.com/sh/news/stories/nat-news-aptv-154265520020703-090750.html

This is not my fault. It’s all Sean’s fault. Really.

In other news I dreamed last night that I met David Bowie and he had gotten really fat. It was kinda depressing.

In other other news, my new blender has tempted me into Margarita Abuse. Hic.

<brev> how old are you again, zeb?
<zebulon_y> 27
<ignatz> he’s 63. we served together in Korea
<zebulon_y> dangit! secret’s out!
<ignatz> been blood brothers ever since that day at Chosin when the commies came over the wire
* ignatz clutches a bayonet and stares out into the night
<zebulon_y> Emptied three goddamn clips and the red tide kept coming and then goddamnit I took one in the leg and WHO WAS THERE??! WHO WAS FUCKING THERE?? MY MAN IGNATZ, THAT’S FUCKING WHO!
<ignatz> GODDAM!!
<ignatz> swig
<zebulon_y> swig
<zebulon_y> you realize that no conscious part of me wrote the above

A friend of mine is stuck in what he describes as “Double Butthole, GA” right now, where the Andy Griffith Show follows the news and they had their first desegregated prom last year. It’s quite near the site of this fine event.

This year’s site is less immediately terrifying but still quite fine.

http://www.brunching.com/features/gearodslj.html

BAAACOOOONNNN

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you:

PURE EVIL.

I want to sign up just so I can somehow bring them down in a clattering crash of marketing MBAs and viral business plans.

NOTE: This showed up as a sponsored link in a google search for Scientology stuff. Spooky.

..I reach for my revolver.

It’s the Decline of Western Civilization.

He claims that this explains it, but no dice.

When will these depressing people realize that the world is not a TV show made for their benefit? To quote The Life of Brian, “It’s all real, Reg. It’s all happening!”