Author: substitute

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ARE YOU MY MATCH?

I’M AN HOURGLASS BBW WITH A KILLER SMILE! FRIENDS SAY I’M A “BREATH OF FRESH AIR”. I ENJOY CAMPING, HIKING, AND ALL OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES. THERE IS NOTHING BETTER IN LIFE THAN A BIG OLD TUMMY GRABBING TEARS IN YOUR EYES LAUGH. I AM LOOKING FOR A CENTERED, ESTABLISHED GUY WITH A LOT TO SHARE. I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE MY LIFE IN CHRIST WITH SOMEONE. I AM TIRED OF THE BARS AND THE GAMES! I AM A PRINCESS AND I NEED A PRINCE. ARE YOU MY ROMEO? I AM A VERY REAL PERSON. THINGS I ENJOY ARE: ROMANTIC TIME TOGETHER, TRAVEL, AND JUST HANGING OUT AT HOME. IF YOU LOVE SEINFELD AND CHEERIOS AND CLASSIC ROCK U R MY…

Dear God:

Please Destroy All Humans Now.

Hugs,

Your servant ignatz.

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In focus groups, online polling, and one-on-one discussion, Extreme for Jesus has found that the number one reason teens don’t read the Bible is that it is “too big and freaky looking.” This fashion-magazine format for the New Testament is the perfect solution to that problem. Teen girls feel comfortable exploring the Scriptures and over 500 further-study notes because of the relevant format!