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Picked up zebulon_y at the airport tonight. We’re going to the LA Auto Show tomorrow. After that going to be free in the evening. Who wants to have dinner, and where?

Despite losing my wallet and freaking the fuck out about it earlier tonight, I managed to get zeb into his hotel and have a bit of time with the D’s crew. I returned home, starving, and consumed both chicken noodle soup and yogurt with blueberries.

I’ve had a lot of trouble communicating adequately with friends lately, because I’ve been depressed and anxious, which makes me selfish and not a good listener. Everyone seems to be behind a layer of wet cotton to me. People should know that I do give a damn about you, but for reasons of my own I’m not able to rise to the occasion.

Chicken noodle soup is everything they say it is, you know.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/xtreme_pr0k/4339.html

I’m glad they made sure my friend didn’t pocket anything, though. You know how “those people” are.

odradak, limbsforcash, and all you other designy people take note of this fab little LJ artist’s colony:

http://www.diepunyhumans.com/archives/006912.html

It says something about me that I found the apostrophe error in this magazine cover, doesn’t it?

I realized who he is now. He’s been bad, he’s been famous, and now he’s just rentable. Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you: The new Dick Clark.

I await the New Year’s Shizzlin Eve in 2030 (thanks for that one, Zeb.)

torgo_x has an excellent Modest Proposal for what to do about ‘Net bozos:

http://www.interglacial.com/~sburke/stuff/davey_winer.html

It’s SPF for assholes!

Clerk 1: Yeah, I always had a bad self esteem thing going on, you know, with my looks.
Clerk 2: So with the chicks or whatever.
Clerk 1: Yeah. My brother always had some incredibly hot girl, he got this string of hotties. I mean, the girls you know, that I was with were always okay looking!
Clerk 2: Sure, like okay girls
Clerk 1: Yeah. But he had trophy after trophy.
Clerk 2: That would be cool.
Clerk 1: Hahaha, yes. Anyway, I never could wear shorts.

A comment just made on irc:

Halfjack: My friend is an archaeologist who also teaches classics. Last time he was in the US he was chatting with a young man on the bus and when he mentioned he was an archaeologist the young man became very excited that he was some kind of scientist and demanded to know about the current progress on flying skateboards.

zebulon_y and I, up too late, conjured up a series of restaurants, including:

Welcome to Darwin!
[abe:~] ignatz% vi restaurants

Club CJD: A Beefery
Country Splaws Bulimia Buffet
Pro-Ana Rice Cakehouse and Vomitorium
Livejournal’s: A Mopery
Ackbar’s, where Dining is a Trap!
Captain Tubgirl’s Catch (All-You-Can-Fill-Buckets)
TGI Plushie’s
Goatse’s: Steaks, Spirits, and omg wtf
Furdango: A Bar for Yiffers
La Vaca Loca Tacos al Carbon de los Priones Grandes
Chuck E. Chigger’s Parasitorium and Fluke Bar

and my old favorite:
Smokey McDander’s Old Tyme Allergye Bar