• People who talk a lot about high school and aren’t in high school
• Someone who uses “party” as a verb
• Men who refer to their girlfriend as “my lady”
• People with a “TV Night”
• Anyone who uses the word “hubby”
• Von Dutch
• Big truck with nothing in the bed
• Will not explain tattoo, changes subject
• Wants to go for drinks before *and* after dinner
• Mentions ex more than twice in first conversation
• ”Been doing some consulting”
• Likes “all kinds” of music
• Talks about carbs
• Me

Hey gcrumb: is this for real?

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/05/08/1083911455208.html

long live John Frum? Jesus? Anyone?

Reading rpkrajewski I see that Holger Czukay is playing the Knitting Factory L.A. on the 18th!

Who wants to go see an old German mad scientist play with shortwave radios?

When we talk about “Bro’s and Ho’s” or “those horrible mortgage broker guys and their girlfriends” or “shiny shirts and big watches”, we mean

these people.

The visual is important.

I can hardly wait for the big mortgage crash when that guy has to hand me the fries at Wendy’s. NO, THEY’RE NOT CRISP ENOUGH. I WANT CRISP FRIES FOR MY $1.08. FETCH SOME.

Edit: do_not_lick found something even worse:

http://crashthesoldier.yafro.com/photo/271762

Don’t these guys look like charmers? I’m so glad to be a civilian.

She’s playing Sunday at the Smell, and Monday the 17th at Koo’s.

Who wanna go?

http://www.krecs.com/Mirah/mirah_new.html has stuff about her and links to mp3’s if you dunno who she be

yey

Dinner at Pescadou. For me: onion soup, duck breast, tarte tatin. For mom: frog legs, bouillabaisse, crème brulée. Bottle of cabernet franc. Very nice dinner, and not too much money for what it is. Also not too much food, which is a relief with restaurants, since I hate to waste, hate doggy bags, and don’t want to die.

Mother’s Day is a lame ass Hallmark holiday but it’s okay with me, since mine is alive and I get along with her well. My good wishes go out to those of you who don’t have that and are being hosed down with unwanted emotion by greedy assholes. Father’s day has sucked for me since 1993.

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Enjoy.

Courtesy the always useful Need to Know, we have the Random Times, a fine way to get your Dada on.

The find tonight at the supermarket was in the sandwich meat section of the deli:

Honey Ham and Water Product

I know ham usually says on it “water added”. But how much water do you have to force into the stuff to make it a “ham and water product”?

Not only did it make me want to go ultra-super-extreme-vegan, it made me want to go lie down and think about an empty blue sky for a while. Blrrgggh.