Another four years of Imperial wars
Another four years of Fatherland Security
Another four years of Ashcroft’s hands down your pants
Another four years of ignorant theocracy
Another four years of astounding deficit spending
Another four years of energy policy run by oilmen
Another four years of legalized torture
Another four years of hate from the rest of the world
Another four years of the cult of ignorance, the war on intellectuals
Another four years of government sponsored hate

Caesar had his Brutus, Charles the First his Cromwell and George the Third… …may profit by their example. If this be treason, make the most of it. — Patrick Henry

This is why my next sysadmin gig will be at a cooking school, just like him. Mmmmm.

I propose a lottery. The tickets will cost $100. The lottery will go to fund medical care for the indigent. The winner of the lottery will get to spend 15 minutes alone with the President of the United States of America and a genuine Louisville Slugger baseball bat. I’m sure in other countries it’s possible to have a serious professional do the chief executive job. Here we get piñatas; I’m just proposing to treat them as such.

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I don’t understand. Why doesn’t it just redirect to http://www.dhs.gov/ ?

I feel slightly less “cyber safe”, as my “web buddies” may also here in the “e world”!!!

Bradley: Have you seen what NBC did to Rockefeller Center?
Me: ?
Bradley: “Democracy Center” complete with a map of the US that will light up as states are won under the ice in the rink
Bradley: Don Imus will be broadcasting there starting at 3AM Pacific on MSNBC
Bradley: Don Imus!
Me: He hasn’t been assassinated yet?
Bradley: no 😦
Me: he is such a shit
Me: when I go on my killing spree it’s going to be all talk radio guys

NaNoWriMo

the Haidl kid. yes. again

I HAVE JUST ORDERED A PSTWO AND STARTED A GAMEFLY MEMBERSHIP. I HEREBY BLAME THE TANQUERAY TEN, zebulon_y, friendly_bandit, AND redmaenad.

NONE OF THIS WAS IN THE PROJECT PLAN AND WE’LL HAVE TO DISCUSS IT AT THE EMPLOYEE EMPOWERMENT BREAKFAST

I asked him how the car knew it was upside down and to set it off and he said it had a “thing”. How hard is it to get a fucking Coke with no ice around here? I suppose you have noticed this but she is a girl where it is going to be hard to say if she had a good time or not. I hope they let me wear the pink shoes.

I walk into the room and it’s not his dad at all, it’s a fucking ESCORT. I was the one who decided to call it Spooky Cornbread. I really like the way the trapped people wave their legs in terror. I figured as how if I take the Valium at 6 I’ll be asleep at 10 or if I take it at 8 I’ll be asleep at midnight but in any case I never got to sleep before 1 or 2. Can I ask you personal question that is about the Jewish people?

They ordered a bottle of the cheapest Hennessey and mixed it 1 to 3 with water, no joke. Those guys were wandering around for 20 minutes talking to the pigeons and then they started yelling about a Caesar salad.

We went about smoking crack completely the wrong way. I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing, I haven’t tied a tie since the Navy. Yeah I’m keeping mine clean, I don’t want to be Jessica Lynch and shit.

Then I had the great pleasure of telling those guys their car was uninsurable.