Bradley: Have you seen what NBC did to Rockefeller Center?
Me: ?
Bradley: “Democracy Center” complete with a map of the US that will light up as states are won under the ice in the rink
Bradley: Don Imus will be broadcasting there starting at 3AM Pacific on MSNBC
Bradley: Don Imus!
Me: He hasn’t been assassinated yet?
Bradley: no 🙁
Me: he is such a shit
Me: when I go on my killing spree it’s going to be all talk radio guys
And now, to present the electoral vote, it’s the HOOTERS GIRLS!
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