Author: substitute

nope

via autoblog: neofascist terror paranoia porn in vehicle form

Forbes reports on the over-the top Bad Boy Truck, a $750,000 death truck for people who want to feel really, really butch.

This is either the truck from Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn or that super neato 18 wheeler the guy had in that one show where he fought crime in a truck and the truck like morphed or something and a motorcycle came out of it?

I can see who might need this vehicle. Pol Pot. BUT HE’S DEAD.

My country is a huge slobby fat eight year old boy with a personality disorder. Someone please trank us up and call the child psychiatrist.

For men who believe that life begins at 40

NO.

I have just turned 40. I do not wish to embrace a lifestyle and/or lifestyle magazine brought to me by Sylvester Stallone.

Someone make him go back and charge helicopters on a horse in Afghanistan, please.

Among the advertisers taking a chance on Sly is Alberto-Culver’s Consort line of men’s hair-care products. “There’s really nothing out there that talks to this man—not just about health and fitness, but his personal life,” said Pam Levine, Carat USA’s senior vp, group client director, who handles the account.

Rarggh thieves

Some waste of space got my CC number and tried to buy an HP laptop with it. Transaction went through (almost $1400) but then HP caught it, reversed it, and called me. Thank you, HP. Bank also had flagged it as suspicious was on their way to the phone so to speak.

So now I have to change my CC# and a million other things but it looks like I’m not out $1400, which is pretty cool since there wasn’t that much in the account anyway.

What no one can tell me is what to do if I want law enforcement to hunt this creature down and kill it. I guess I’ll start with the local police.

They’re wise not to give me the contact information for Mr. Loser, though. There are some things worse than being arrested for credit card fraud.