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they’re spending our money on teleportation scams.
‘Beam me up, general!’
Could ‘Star Trek’ technology help transport troops?
By Tom Costello
Correspondent
NBC News
Updated: 7:31 p.m. ET Feb. 9, 2005
To anyone who’s ever watched “Star Trek,” teleportation is as basic as warp drives and dilithium crystals. But could science fiction become science fact? Is it possible to beam tanks and troops across the globe or behind enemy lines?
To find out, the propulsion research lab at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base in Ohio — the same cutting-edge lab that helped bring stealth technology and lasers to the Air Force — commissioned a study.
Not that I’m bitter, or anything.

FRENCH? Why I never..
You know what you call a quarter pounder with cheese in North Korea?

You call it GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR, that’s what. Hey, check out the big brain on George…!
And suddenly, out of fucking nowhere
Besides Kuwaitis, those allegedly involved in militant plots include Saudis, Jordanians, Yemenis and stateless bidoon Arabs living in Kuwait. Some of the suspects have admitted planning to attack United States forces with exploding ice-cream vans, an interior ministry official said earlier this week.
AAAA ICE CREAM VANS AAAAAA
Jimmy Smith, 1925-2005
the cigar guys at d’s, redux
Another way to be offensive is to assault someone and cut off her body parts.
Boise County Sheriff’s Office: Teen Scalped After Argument
By Associated Press
BOISE COUNTY –
A 16-year-old Idaho girl was tied up and scalped by an older woman in an attack motivated by revenge, police said.
Authorities are searching for Marianne Dahle, 26, who was visiting Kirkham Hot Springs in central Idaho Jan. 18 with the girl and a friend when Dahle allegedly tied the girl up and cut away the entire crown and back portion of her scalp.
A felony arrest warrant accuses Dahle of aggravated battery, though she has not been formally charged.
“When I say this gal was scalped, she was truly scalped,” said Boise County Chief Deputy Bill Braddock. “The top of her head, her hair, was completely cut off. The motive, as near as we’ve been told by witnesses, was retaliation for acting in a way that the adult perceived as being offensive to women as a gender.”
IRC funnies lol lol lol
Skrewtape: I have to go dremel my stool now
Citizen_X: You should really use a laxative

