If only it weren’t stupid.
I wish I was someone else.
I can’t stand this shit.
How’d this happen again?
I don’t care about things.
Whatever with that.
I’m lucky.
Wish she could love me.
Here we go again.
What the hell is going on here?
I wish this made more sense.

My work email addresses got spammed several times tonight by various addresses with various subject lines and each with an url, as listed below. What the hey? German communist… what?

http://brandenburg.rz.fhtw-berlin.de/poetschke.html

http://www.kommunisten-online.de/blackchanel/dresden3.htm

http://www.npd.de/npd_info/deutschland/2005/d0405-39.html

http://www.unserforum.com/aff/include.php?path=content/content.php&contentid=149

http://www.unserforum.com/aff/include.php?path=content/content.php&contentid=54

http://www.unserforum.com/aff/include.php?path=content/content.php&contentid=55

http://www.unserforum.com/aff/include.php?path=content/content.php&contentid=56

http://www.die-kommenden.net/dk/zeitgeschichte/graeberschaendung.htm

As I was sitting with friends tonight having a pleasant conversation, my whole world flipped upside down on me and suddenly I was tremendously depressed and alone, and felt that no one would ever want to be intimate with me ever and that I was going to die alone and soon.

It’d be just peachy if that didn’t happen so often.

http://eatingla.blogspot.com/2005/04/news-and-notes-april-28-cheese-whizzes.html

…is here

The paranoid electronic music of my childhood is appropriate now that my life is so much more paranoid and electronic than it was.

Courtesy Engadget, here are two German puppets who argue about language theory while beating the shit out of each other. I am not making this up.

http://www.f-fietzek.de/watschen/

The video is especially recommended.

No, Professor! Not the philology!

http://www.roytawan.com/The_Art_of_Coffee/index.htm

Thai Latte amazingnessitude.

Please saw my head off. After two weeks, the numerous mouth ulcers have not gone away and the pain is radiating up into my ear and skull and down into my throat, making me feel like I simultaneously have an ear infection, bronchitis, and The Devil’s Own Canker Sores. Plus postnasal drip, constant need to spit, and other sexy side effects.

This is the worst one in years, and I get these a lot. Seriously I’d pay big bucks for an opiate painkiller, or even better a cure. How can something this unlikely to kill me make me feel this shitty?

BODIES. ARE. OVERRATED.