Email thread.
Boss: Everyone can leave early today.
Coworker #1: Awesome! Everyone have a great holiday! Anyone having a turducken?
Coworker #2 [Vegetarian, not native English speaker]: I think I might instead try a Tofucken !
Thread: ended
Pre holiday work email hilarity
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haahahaha omg total tea dispersal system
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Aaaaand I just noticed the new icon. BWAHAHAHA SHIT cannot breathe
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BRILLIANT
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EPIC COMEDY GOLD
Tofucken might actually be a whole porn subgenre, but I’m not googling it at work.
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Or a German metal band that also write their own porn music. And produce porn.
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Silly! There’s no umlauts.
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Hahahahahaaaa! I just choked on my own spit.
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BAHHAHA, meeee toooo.
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:)!!
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You should send them this:
http://tablematters.com/index.php/plate/vm/vmturk
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