We’re hardly into the new era, and already the honeymoon is over. Broken promises, failed reforms, and betrayals of principle have crushed my dreams of this so-called “change.” To summarize:
- Plastic clamshell packaging has not yet been banned.
- I and several other friends have dry, painful skin and a recurring cough.
- Nothing, not even a plan, to replace our nation’s dilapidated traffic cones.
- Open punditry is still tolerated and even encouraged.
- The President-Elect cannot cure the King’s Evil by touch, nor has he called his men to horse against the Dragon, as it was foretold in olden times.
- Just like his predecessor, he has not protected us from the Manimals. I am already on record here and here and yet I hear nothing from Mr. Obama.
Welcome to another eight years of tyranny and incompetence. WON’T GET FOOLED AGAIN!
I was personally promised a small increase in my number of friendly waves from neighbors of varying ethnicities, and I was told that the sun would shine more brightly and breezes could be timed properly? ALSO please remember that he has to groom the polar bears. He said.
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stealing this
Also: FREE YACHTS???!!!
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free yachts pfft
my gold and diamond crapper WARE IS IT
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I AM RESCINDING MY VOTE FOR HIM AS OF THIS MOMENT
and where is my shirt saying I am one of the “good white people”
DAMN IT
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What are you talking about?
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Here! Here!
And what about our carbon neutral jet-packs and I don’t know about you, but I’m still waiting for my damn puppy.
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I’m glad we got that out.
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This post and many comments associated with it are full of win.
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What you said.
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This whole “…Barack ran so we could fly” needs to stop. At least until he, y’know, is president.
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2 of my friends recently broke up. Obama has yet to show up to offer couples counseling to get them back together.
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I love the icon.
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Haha! Ditto.
Be seeing you.
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Likewise…
Who is #1?
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Re: Likewise…
You are #6.
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I am not a number, I am a free man!
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He was nowhere to be found when I lost my mullet!
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when I clicked on the dow jones industrial average, my cubicle was not flooded with golden light. My parents were right – I should have voted for McCain.
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i died lolling.
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Re: Likewise…
My life is my own!
(running out of opening sequence quotes…)
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Oh well. Be seeing you.
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