DRAIN EMPTIES INTO BAY: DO NOT DUMP LAMERS

ignatz: the Black Gate slowly creaks open to reveal: http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/
ignatz: “hipster runoff” is the stuff they tell you not to put in the drains, because of the wildlife
zebulon_y: yes
zebulon_y: it makes local fauna boring and longwinded and stupid
ignatz: and they ask their parents for money and their parents are just fish and it’s all bad
zebulon_y: so they go get a fintoo
zebulon_y: some piercings
zebulon_y: and then are eaten by a predator attracted to the sparkle
zebulon_y: that’s actually the strategy of one of those crazy brain-controlling parasites
zebulon_y: larval stage in fish, releases brane chemicals that makes the fish swim upside down and crazy
zebulon_y: white bellies attract birds who eat them and parasite matures and spawns in bird
ignatz: That would explain a lot of indie rock
zebulon_y: so anyway if we could just tune that parasite to hipsters, yeah
ignatz: poseurplasmosis hottopicii
zebulon_y: more specifically the blogosphere
ignatz: Nothing sadder than a grouper with Guyliner

One thought on “DRAIN EMPTIES INTO BAY: DO NOT DUMP LAMERS

  1. I’ve seen Hipster Runoff start off as a cute blog run by some obviously very young kidz and watched turn into the alt (remember, anything worth blogging about is ALT) trend-announcer, a sorta modern day Playboy Advisor for Generation Y hipsters. It’s a fun read, less so as their influence strengthens and the pressure of keeping the meme riding in the upper regions of the blogosphere grows. You get burned when you fly too close to the Sun.

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