This here now electronic world we live in

Area man totally loses his shit and tries to destroy a donut shop containing those who rejected him.

He’s now in some serious trouble, but fortunately no one else was badly injured.

Because everyone is on myspace searchable by real name, we quickly arrive at http://www.myspace.com/bigmysterio and learn his personal life philosophy type quote phrase which is: GOTTA CROTCH ‘EM ALL!!!

8 thoughts on “This here now electronic world we live in

  1. I love the barricaded contradictions: “gotta crotch ’em all” and yet his heroes are “Jesus and my Mom”. Both, presumably, were legendary “playas”.

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