Area man totally loses his shit and tries to destroy a donut shop containing those who rejected him.
He’s now in some serious trouble, but fortunately no one else was badly injured.
Because everyone is on myspace searchable by real name, we quickly arrive at http://www.myspace.com/bigmysterio and learn his personal life philosophy type quote phrase which is: GOTTA CROTCH ‘EM ALL!!!
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I absolutely cannot imagine how any young lady would be able to resist this great, steaming pile of man!
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I love the barricaded contradictions: “gotta crotch ’em all” and yet his heroes are “Jesus and my Mom”. Both, presumably, were legendary “playas”.
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Bravo!
his hero is the J-man.
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For a minute I thought that was Adam that plays guitar at the coffee shop.
Yeah, this guy is a real catch…how could those women EVER turn him down???
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he’s Wiccan?
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And jesus is his heeeeeero
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??????????????????????????
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THIS ONE I DON’T KNOW!!!!!
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