fan letter sent to portbrewing.com just now

WELP,

I JUST HAD A 22 OUNCE BOTTLE OF YOUR SECOND ANNIVERSARY ALE. IT BLEW UP THE TOP OF MY HEAD AND TOOK MUCH OF THE SKULL CLEAN OFF. I SUPPOSE I WILL REGRET THIS LATER ON BUT IT WAS SO MUCH FUN GETTING THERE THAT I’M STILL HAPPY WITH THE RESULT.

I HAVE NEVER ENJOYED ILLEGAL DRUGS BUT I THINK THERE WAS SOMETHING SIMILAR TO HASHISH IN THERE DUE TO THE INTENSE NEARLY OILY HOP FLAVOR. DEAR GOD THAT WAS GOOD. THE GUY AT HI-TIME WINE KEPT IT IN A LOCKER AND I THINK THAT IS GOOD BECAUSE THIS IS A GENUINELY DANGEROUS LIQUID.

THANK YOU FOR COMPLETELY DESTROYING MY SKULL, MY BRAIN, AND MY HIGHER REASONING IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY. I SALUTE YOU FOR SUPERIOR AND DEADLY BREWING.

SALUD,

CONRAD

10 thoughts on “fan letter sent to portbrewing.com just now

  1. I sent a similar e-mail to Victory after having two 25.4 oz bottles of their brews: Golden Monkey Tripel (9.5% abv) and V-12 (somewhere in between a saison and a barleywine, 12%).

  2. i’m beginning to like you more and more sub. that there is a mighty fine beer. they also make a pretty good pie, every been to pizza port? good times. if you’re there and they have it, try the black IPA. perhaps we should get together for a beer one of these days.

  3. I assume you already know this, but… hops and cannabis are closely related, as are their aromatic alkaloids.
    Regards,
    One who HAS enjoyed many an illegal drug
    PS. I googled “secret grass” but a quick search didn’t fturn up any mention of the project whereby hops and cannabis were grafted to grow stealth weed. I think it’s apocryphal anyhow.

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