I JUST HAD A 22 OUNCE BOTTLE OF YOUR SECOND ANNIVERSARY ALE. IT BLEW UP THE TOP OF MY HEAD AND TOOK MUCH OF THE SKULL CLEAN OFF. I SUPPOSE I WILL REGRET THIS LATER ON BUT IT WAS SO MUCH FUN GETTING THERE THAT I’M STILL HAPPY WITH THE RESULT.
I HAVE NEVER ENJOYED ILLEGAL DRUGS BUT I THINK THERE WAS SOMETHING SIMILAR TO HASHISH IN THERE DUE TO THE INTENSE NEARLY OILY HOP FLAVOR. DEAR GOD THAT WAS GOOD. THE GUY AT HI-TIME WINE KEPT IT IN A LOCKER AND I THINK THAT IS GOOD BECAUSE THIS IS A GENUINELY DANGEROUS LIQUID.
THANK YOU FOR COMPLETELY DESTROYING MY SKULL, MY BRAIN, AND MY HIGHER REASONING IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY. I SALUTE YOU FOR SUPERIOR AND DEADLY BREWING.
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Shit, I’m sold!
you are the smartest best genius ever
But did you actually send it to them in ALL CAPS?
OF COURSE THERE IS NO OTHER WAAAAAY
but where are the copious and humorously placed misspellings?
Hope you get an equally marvellous reply!
I sent a similar e-mail to Victory after having two 25.4 oz bottles of their brews: Golden Monkey Tripel (9.5% abv) and V-12 (somewhere in between a saison and a barleywine, 12%).
i’m beginning to like you more and more sub. that there is a mighty fine beer. they also make a pretty good pie, every been to pizza port? good times. if you’re there and they have it, try the black IPA. perhaps we should get together for a beer one of these days.
i’m a retard
apparently i just posted anonymously. i’m a bit of an idiot.
I assume you already know this, but… hops and cannabis are closely related, as are their aromatic alkaloids.
One who HAS enjoyed many an illegal drug
PS. I googled “secret grass” but a quick search didn’t fturn up any mention of the project whereby hops and cannabis were grafted to grow stealth weed. I think it’s apocryphal anyhow.