WHEREAS, the Feast of St. Valentine has repeatedly proven offensive or inconvenient to the majority of the American People;
WHEREAS, the Feast of St. Valentine has been demonstrably debased by unseemly commercialism and rapacious greed;
WHEREAS, all attempts to celebrate the Feast of St. Valentine in the common way debase the true arts of love;
WHEREAS, the above factors in combination have continued to cause strife, discomfort and misery in the Greater Portion of the American People;
WHEREAS, the activities surrounding the Feast of St. Valentine debase and shame the American People;
AND WHEREAS, a more appropriate and honorable claim to that day exists;
NOW, THEREFORE, we decree that the celebration of the Feast of St. Valentine be hereby ABOLISHED;
AND WE FURTHER ORDER that the Fourteenth Day of February each year be rededicated to the celebration of the birth of Joshua, Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico, who, by the grace of God, ruled his people wisely and well for more than twenty years.
via boutell by kfringe at http://kfringe.livejournal.com/282716.html
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Yes, and yes again. We will spend the day in contemplation, in the betterment of our neighborhoods, and in eating the traditional three layer chocolate cake. Yes.
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uh oh.
please don’t be offended if you get something in the mail! 😦
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but im going to wear a dress!
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As opposed to that charming little ensemble you’re wearing in your icon? 😉
~M~
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hah what im wearing under the dress is far more exciting than that.
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Rule #32) You must have pictures to prove your statements ;D
~M~
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there ARE pictures.. no where in that rule does it state that i have to share them with strangers on the interweb..
what kind of lady would that make me ;P
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and i’m going to wear heels!
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Sounds good to me. =)
~M~
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hear hear!
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