By my count I have been told five (5) separate, distinct, unique, and totally obvious lies today, each by someone who only did so to avoid a small piece of work or thought.
I am now going to force my head through a three-inch-thick plate of cast iron and it’s gonna feel gooooooooooooood.
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“A child can carry it”
“Armalite rifle….”
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Oooh! I hate liars like nuthin’ else. Liars are the lamest, yellowest suckbuckets ever.
Do it. Own it. Uterus to the wall people! Uterus to the wall!
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There is a full moon out and I’mhalf-werewolf, so that’s why I can’t do the dishes this evening.
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