The dreaded Star Wars “Talent” from the Beauty Pageant:
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The dreaded Star Wars “Talent” from the Beauty Pageant:
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Why do my friends keep hurting me with this?
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Maybe they’re not really your friends. 🙂
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Maybe they’re not really your friends. 🙂
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Why do my friends keep hurting me with this?
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Her introduction as “Miss Douglas(s?)” implies that she won an earlier pageant. Which really makes me want to never, ever, visit “Douglas(s?)”, wheresoever it may be.
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Her introduction as “Miss Douglas(s?)” implies that she won an earlier pageant. Which really makes me want to never, ever, visit “Douglas(s?)”, wheresoever it may be.
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I want all beauty pageants to be like the Gong Show.
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And lo! your wish is fulfilled, even unto the past.
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And lo! your wish is fulfilled, even unto the past.
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I want all beauty pageants to be like the Gong Show.
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It’s very important to tell the orchestra what key you’re playing in. Very important.
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I’ll take the Butt Trumpet Orchestra for $500, Alex.
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I’ll take the Butt Trumpet Orchestra for $500, Alex.
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I could be wrong, but I think she’s playing along to a CD, rather than a live orchestra. Which makes it even MORE hilarious, because presumably she’s practiced this…
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She is in fact playing along to Meco’s Star Wars Disco song. You’re welcome =:O
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She is in fact playing along to Meco’s Star Wars Disco song. You’re welcome =:O
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I could be wrong, but I think she’s playing along to a CD, rather than a live orchestra. Which makes it even MORE hilarious, because presumably she’s practiced this…
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It’s very important to tell the orchestra what key you’re playing in. Very important.
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Awww. I want to marry her.
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Awww. I want to marry her.
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AAAAIIEEEEEEE!
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AAAAIIEEEEEEE!
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dear sir:
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dear sir:
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You have to be really good to be THAT bad.
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You have to be really good to be THAT bad.
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…and that’s how the Social Republic of Douglas got banned from Miss Universe and also the United Nations.
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…and that’s how the Social Republic of Douglas got banned from Miss Universe and also the United Nations.
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aside from the obvious ear bleeding, what kills me is that someone totally thought that was the best choice of outfit. someone actually said “silver fringe sleeves, YES!!!”
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aside from the obvious ear bleeding, what kills me is that someone totally thought that was the best choice of outfit. someone actually said “silver fringe sleeves, YES!!!”
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I saw this on The Soup – WOW.
It’s ALMOST as bad as the Star Wars Christmas special.
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The backing music is by the same people: Meco. She’s playing to the Star Wars Disco Song.
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The backing music is by the same people: Meco. She’s playing to the Star Wars Disco Song.
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I saw this on The Soup – WOW.
It’s ALMOST as bad as the Star Wars Christmas special.
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She’s exactly a half-step off. In my line of work we call that COMEDY GOLD!
I do this thing where I find an .mp3 of some really sappy easy-listening piano music and play along with it, in the same style, but completely off key. It never fails to amuse.
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She’s exactly a half-step off. In my line of work we call that COMEDY GOLD!
I do this thing where I find an .mp3 of some really sappy easy-listening piano music and play along with it, in the same style, but completely off key. It never fails to amuse.
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ROFLMAO!!! Was the hell was the Charlie Chaplin imitation in the middle? Ah no that wasn’t 3CPO!!!
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ROFLMAO!!! Was the hell was the Charlie Chaplin imitation in the middle? Ah no that wasn’t 3CPO!!!
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Oh my.
Kill it.
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Oh my.
Kill it.
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I find your lack of pitch disturbing…
You know, I can almost, almost forgive how very badly she is out of tune with her accompaniment because she’s at least consistent. After all, orchestras tune up frequently because instruments expand and contract, and it’s amazing how very hard it can be to hear what you’re playing or singing along with when you’re having music piped in. But, Oh My God, who told her it was a good idea to pretend the trumpet was a blaster? Why does she think that C3PO is Charlie Chaplin? And what in the hell is she wearing?
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Re: I find your lack of pitch disturbing…
No orchestra. She’s playing to the star wars disco song.
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Re: I find your lack of pitch disturbing…
No orchestra. She’s playing to the star wars disco song.
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I find your lack of pitch disturbing…
You know, I can almost, almost forgive how very badly she is out of tune with her accompaniment because she’s at least consistent. After all, orchestras tune up frequently because instruments expand and contract, and it’s amazing how very hard it can be to hear what you’re playing or singing along with when you’re having music piped in. But, Oh My God, who told her it was a good idea to pretend the trumpet was a blaster? Why does she think that C3PO is Charlie Chaplin? And what in the hell is she wearing?
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So. Not. Helping.
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So. Not. Helping.
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