Sign on minimart: “Upgrade to curly fries!”
Overheard in waiting room, via cellphoning person: “You mean you can’t be her guardian because she’s your client even though she’s dead?”
Sign in butcher shop window: “ALL kinds o’ meat!”
bits from the mobile life today
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Wow, dead foster clients and everything. or something.
Yesterday at the court house there was a cell phone conversation about “the knife” and “the restraining order” that I was trying desperately to overhear.
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OH HI I UPGRADED YOUR FRIES
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i hate butcher shops that only have some kinds of meat sometimes i want a trype of meat and they don’t have it and I yell PLEASE HAVE THAT KIND OF MEAT and then they ask me to leave
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GIMME A POUND O’ VOLE!
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