12 thoughts on “The Horror of Bodyflex

  1. Sig Here From Space
    Watched This One Twice
    Disturbing Does Not Even Come Close
    To This Utopia Piece
    I Figure Somewhere In The Black Forest
    Region Of Russia, They Stapled That Blond
    Whig To The Free Form Radical Getting Fuckered
    On Galactic Radiation
    They “Bomb” Dropped Her In One Of Those Kickin
    Triple Wides So Popular Right Around That Region
    Of Russia, I Suspect Very Scary Things From This
    Mutant, And It Involves The Mutated Wild Bores That
    Lurk Outside Of This Triple Wides Pad, While She Demands
    Getting Galactic Sized Radiation Hits Of Sin-ergy
    They Are Not Fooling Me On This Mutual Of Omaha Special
    They Must Have Blue Screened Out Lawerence Welk Deep Dickin
    Helen Keller Here Doing Her Version Of The Reich Of Satan
    In Tongues
    Though, I Think This A Win/Win For Saturday Afternoon Children
    Viewing, Much More Educational Than Cartoons.
    Hope U Have Been Keeping The Fort Down
    Things Are Pretty Bad For Me At The Moment
    And U Know If I Say That, It Is Bad
    Long Live Those That Play Music Like
    Leonard Nimoy
    May A God Love Us
    Sig Seven

    1. Re: Sig Here From Space
      Everything you’ve said there is totally correct, Sig. Particularly the bit about Saturday childrens viewing.
      Sorry you’re having tsuris. Be well, come home soon, I’ll buy you a beer.

  2. The company that makes BodyFlex was sued by the FTC for fraudulent claims (they subsequently settled). According to court literature, the defendant was JACK CHING CHUNG CHANG.

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