The Apple Store in Costa Mesa had a sign outside the store advertising a “Ladies’ Night.” It appears to be some kind of “outreach to women” thing. It isn’t clear whether the event itself is going to be useful, but they really could have chosen a better name for it. Really they could.
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Dude, the girls will totally show up if we put the sign out.
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…and then some chick told me to buy this Mac for some knowledge and suddenly I was in Chrystal Court and not the garden anymore and OH NO NOT AGAIN
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Wow. Way to go Apple.
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Oh what a night…
will call my best girls and we will get all gussied up, have some pre-party drinks and…learn about the motherboard?
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What can I say? When you got it goin’ on, ya play to yer strengthz. Aw, yeah.
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the serrach says
but sometimes… the feeling’s right. oohhh what a niiiight.
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Oooh, Ladies Choice.
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Attention all iAssociates – from Marketing Strategery Dept.:
We are attempting to reach out to the GeekHos.
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Last time a female associated with an apple, we all got kicked out by the management.
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i think it’s reverse psychology. if you say “ladies night,” that’s just code for “dudes, come meet chicks.”
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Maybe I should show up in very bad drag and if anyone says I’m not a lady, I can hit them with a huge purse that I have stuffed with billiard balls!
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We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!
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It’s Condescension Night & the feelin’s right.
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