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Picture of the Day: Chilean Army Ice Cream
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OMFG SOUTH AMERICAN NAZI BASOOOOOONIST!
(OBOE?!)
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Maybe it’s a polished oak ice cream mortar. What you do is you eat half of your ice cream, drop it into the barrel, and it fires it at long distances, giving your enemies terrible headaches.
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Minor Techno Nit
That is the 1918 style German Steel Helmet, cf Stahlhelm, and as such would be consistent with the General Policy of Supporting The Restoration of The Kaiser, vice the Kapitulation to the Leftist Liberal OestRiechists!!!!
not to get too whiney about these things..
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Decaf, switch to Decaf…
ah yes, great katch…
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She’s cute! She’s wearing a uniform! She’s eating ice cream! She’s holding a bassoon! I don’t know what angle to pursue first!
*head esplodes*
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You left off the most important thing: pierced ears.
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I for one welcome our new double-reed overlords.
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Magical realist army!
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100 Years of Good Humor
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Oh, is that an oboe? Bassoon? Whatever? I thought it was a bong at first.
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YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT
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That is so bad for the instrument!
All that sugar!
Aside from that though it is a very cute picture.
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perfect icon
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Kiss me with your cold piña colada tongue, cheeky fascist!
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I wouldn’t want one of those swimming up me arse.
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The bassoon? Or the ice cream? Or the soldier?
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Sorry, I was just using Paul Merton’s standard caption competition answer.
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Those wacky military-band bassoonists. The brass player behind her is having a lovely iced dessert too. Maybe it’s to keep their embrasures moist. Maybe the band leader just yelled “Suck ’em if ya got ’em!”
Thought balloon coming out of her head, as she listens to the El Presidente while waiting to play his fanfare
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i believe this is the correct response. my father is chilean, and he says that all the time.
also, the president of chile is a woman. i wonder if they change the “el” to “la”? maybe they call her la presidenta, or maybe just “rulacho.”
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VERY BEAUTIFUL…..THE CHILEAN WOMAN SOLDIERS. VERY VERY WELL….
NEW LILI MARLEEN…
CRISTIAN, Santiago, Chile.
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