Women wearing Converse shoes are sexy.

Women reading books are sexy. The weirder and harder the book, the hotter.

Women over 30 with beat-up cars and weird t-shirts are sexy.

Women with excessively loud laughs are sexy.

Women who skateboard are sexy.

Women who speak in declarative sentences and directly without tilting their heads to one side or trying to look up at me are very, very sexy.

25 thoughts on “sexy!

  1. Hmm… I have many converses. I have a lot of beaten up books, but no car. I also have a lot of weird t-shirts. I have a laugh that has embarrassed other people when we’re out (HAR HAR HARRRRRR), but I do not skateboard as my knees are beat-up.
    Well, I declare.


  2. Holy crap! I am wearing converse shoes right now! And I just got out of a beat up car—while wearing a weird T-shirt! And brother, am I ever over 30.
    My laugh, also loud. However, it all falls apart at the end. Haven’t been on a skateboard in ten, fifteen years. And declarative sentences, well, I…


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