Women wearing Converse shoes are sexy.
Women reading books are sexy. The weirder and harder the book, the hotter.
Women over 30 with beat-up cars and weird t-shirts are sexy.
Women with excessively loud laughs are sexy.
Women who skateboard are sexy.
Women who speak in declarative sentences and directly without tilting their heads to one side or trying to look up at me are very, very sexy.
Amen to the last point, brother.
Okay, let’s see… I need to laugh a little louder, learn how to skateboard and to get a pair of Converse with extra height in them… Hrm… That could be interesting. 🙂
WOW IM ONE MOTHERFUCKIN SEXAY WOMYN.
Hmm… I have many converses. I have a lot of beaten up books, but no car. I also have a lot of weird t-shirts. I have a laugh that has embarrassed other people when we’re out (HAR HAR HARRRRRR), but I do not skateboard as my knees are beat-up.
Well, I declare.
me too! no skateboard, no car. otherwise, one sexxxay muthafucka.
What about sassy fat chix?
What are your feelings on hip-hop? If I throw in a CD on meditation for beginners, will it be useful to you?
I don’t really have a physical type, I think.
I don’t know much hip-hop, so that’d be interesting. And sure, yes!
Change women to men OR women and I’m in full aggreement.
Cause you know… WINK WINK
You have excellent taste.
hmmmph….
no comment
{note 2 self – dig out converse}
Re: hmmmph….
always a good idea to dig out the converse. although i need arch supports for those things or my feet ESPLODE
Re: hmmmph….
Oh yeah, you always need a little paddin’ on the bottom of some Converse.
I wear my Converse to work and everywhere else!
Holy crap! I am wearing converse shoes right now! And I just got out of a beat up car—while wearing a weird T-shirt! And brother, am I ever over 30.
My laugh, also loud. However, it all falls apart at the end. Haven’t been on a skateboard in ten, fifteen years. And declarative sentences, well, I…
yup, i completely agree, and men too.
You’re absolutely correct, sir.
Women who speak in declarative sentences and directly
Last time I checked, this just pissed people off.
Heh. I like women who piss people off.
you mean, you don’t run away afraid or attack because you feel threatened?
*blinks*
See my comment, and raise you the “piss people off.” MLW totally pisses people off.
If we replace “Cars” with “Motorcycles,” “Laughs” with “Sneezes,” and “Skateboard” with “Box,” then I’d better keep you ‘way from My Lovely Wife.
Woo, I’m all but 3 of those things!
and your position on….
Women In Body Armour???
Heh. I feel hot now. I need a few more years and a skateboard. The years will take care of the age and the car.
Youse the best.
from the serrach
dude, you are creepin me out. i think you were checkin out my sister.
Re: from the serrach
Dude is your sister single? Where’s she hang out?