Today’s Suburban Joy Photo is Westworld Paintball, from the beautiful and talented flickr user mannydiller. The rest of this entry is entirely stolen and in the style of the Exploding Aardvark (please note new varklink).
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Why does the peanut head have no eyessssss? IA IA CTHAGAN MR. PEANUT!
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Peter Peanut’s head looks like HR Fuggin’ Giger designed it. JESUS!
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Somewhere in Mission, BC, there is a supermarket that features huge animatronic cartoon veggies on a ledge above their produce section. Wish I’d thought to get some pictures… it’s terrortastic.
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I just put the mascot information on our Public Relations Committee agenda with a plea to buy under another worker’s name. hee hee hee.
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Here’s hoping for a six week CoopDrama about the gender assignment of the tomato mascot!
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I’ve been to Westworld Paintball as a spectator. Was an absolutely lovely day. /sarcasm
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