Be Caligula for three easy payments of just $29.98

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Today is the day you start thinking like a millionaire. Picture yourself on the deck of your seaside or lakeside home enjoying a premium beverage. Picture yourself enjoying large portions of seafood in exotic yet comfortable locales. Picture yourself with a stacked 19-year-old girlfriend or perhaps two but in any case nearly always dressed in a bikini. Picture it all today, and have it tomorrow. You owe it to yourself to exceed your full potential.

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6 thoughts on “Be Caligula for three easy payments of just $29.98

  1. laidster and guyspace were registered anonymously, but on the same day with the same service. they run on the same server and were pretty obviously coded by the same person. “HOW TO BANG BITCHES!” — “HOW TO AVOID GUYS WHO WANT TO BANG BITCHES!” it’s like selling rockets to isreal and h??bollah at the same time.
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  2. I am so totally stacked. Take a teeny 19 year old girl, stack her on top of me, and voila! The only question is how long it’ll be before she dies of asphyxiation when we’re stacked in bed.

  3. YES
    I WANT TO ACHIEVE ALL THESE THINGS, THRU THE POWER OF MENTAL THINKING!
    THE PAST IS A CANCELLED CHECK! YOUR MAXIMUM POINT OF POWER IS NOW!
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