Eddie Money is playing at our shopping mall tonight..
Your chance to hear “Two Tickets to Paradise” in the Bloomingdale’s Courtyard at Fashion Island. Other things you can do tonight include stabbing yourself in the face and head, drinking a glass of warm vinegar, and looking at photos of skin diseases.
It’s Wednesday night in Orange County. What are you all waiting for? THE NIGHT IS CALLING YOU
That’s a toughie…
Can it be any vinegar I want?
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Re: That’s a toughie…
I suggest the gallon jug of Heinz White Vinegar for authenticity.
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Re: That’s a toughie…
Oh crap, all I have is the half gallon:(
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It’s time to consider how many aging rocker chicks are vaselining up their really tight pants for the evening.
Or maybe not.
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I HATE YOU, MILKMAN STIMPS
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**ahem**
I rather enjoy looking at photos of skin diseases
Have you ever noticed that Eddie Money and Tom Overreactor (I can’t think of his last name at the moment) could be twins?
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Find either one at the thrift store
http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/1999-09-27/index.html
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Reminds me of a summer festival I played in Decatur, Illinois one year, where Eddie Money was the STAR ATTRACTION. (I was either playing Irish or Cajun music; can’t remember which year it was.)
Just went to the festival website, and this year they’ve got the Marshall Tucker Band. Considering the typical song requests you get if you show up in any sort of band in Decatur, especially with a fiddle, that oughta go over really well.
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i was there! heh. but i didn’t mean to be. was shopping and asked the shopgirl, “who’s that?” she said, “i think it’s easy money?” i said, “eddie money? he’s not looking so good.” though everyone in the store sang BE MY LITTLE BABY.
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Ha! And that’s the song lyric he ripped off from the Ronnie Spector song!
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ahhahahahajkgf
hahahahhaha
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so we’ve answered the question, then, of where has-been singers go to die.
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