CASTLE ABSURDO

You are walking through a crumbling corridor. Bones are scattered in the shape of okonomiyaki…

I escaped from the Dungeon of Substitute!

I killed Chthonicsiren the floating eye.

I looted the Amulet of Ganatronic, a Figurine of Boutell, a Figurine of Wearescott, the Crown of Etchalife and 18 gold pieces.

Score: 218

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14 thoughts on “CASTLE ABSURDO

  1. OKO NOMI!!!
    Boy, did I do well. I guess getting an axe early is a real advantage. =) I haven’t really figured out how to make a new dungeon yet. Later!

  2. lol

    I died in the Dungeon of Wearekim
    I was killed in an opulently-decorated gallery by Aidy the dragon, whilst carrying…
    the Sword of Inscience, the Shield of Marcpl, the Sceptre of Ayjay , the Crown of Morikos, the Dagger of Kiebla, a Figurine of Imjinnie, the Dagger of Monkeyjunkie, the Amulet of Wearescott, a Figurine of Pambot, the Axe of Dokusei, the Armour of Geekfromga and 52 gold pieces.
    Score: 138
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  3. That silly toy made me go from zero “interests” to 150 the other day, but it still hasn’t indexed them, and it was down earlier today. Foo. Anyway, I have “interests” now.

    1. Still suck. Oh well.

      I died in the Dungeon of Substitute
      I was killed in a torchlit catacomb by Eamajyn the cockatrice, whilst carrying…
      the Axe of Ipod, the Shield of Srl, the Dagger of Citizenx, the Armour of Spacemummy, the Amulet of Brecht, the Wand of Klezmer, the Amulet of Wreckingcrue, the Sceptre of Detcarguy, the Amulet of Zen, the Dagger of Crosley Bendix, the Wand of Travisd, the Sword of Scenic, a Figurine of Lesboot, the Amulet of Uncleanton, the Armour of Cordiloquy, the Dagger of Whitegato, the Axe of Wearekim and 106 gold pieces.
      Score: 140
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  4. You quaff the potion marked ‘HUSKER DU’. You suffer a momentary vision of george orwell.
    And then the site experienced a “heavy adventuring load” again. But not before I heard the sounds of mexican midget wrestling in the distance.

  5. I died in the Dungeon of Substitute
    I was killed in a flooded tunnel by Pbd the cockatrice, whilst carrying…
    the Wand of Travisd, the Dagger of Crosley Bendix, the Sceptre of Detcarguy, the Amulet of Zen, a Figurine of Lesboot, the Crown of Quizatsatterak, the Amulet of Uncleanton and 2 gold pieces.
    Score: 101
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  6. At least I got to kill some ex-girlfriends!

    I died in the Dungeon of Substitute
    I was killed in a muddy fissure by Changeng the mind flayer, whilst carrying…
    the Axe of Ipod, the Sword of Spaceoctopus, the Dagger of Citizenx, the Sceptre of William Gaddis, the Armour of Spacemummy, the Amulet of Brecht, the Wand of Klezmer, the Axe of Wearekim, the Dagger of Whitegato, the Sceptre of Minutemen, the Shield of Nabokov, the Dagger of Sgt Cheese, a Figurine of Leemarvin, the Sceptre of Neurofeedback, the Amulet of Threepunchstuff, the Shield of Djproctology, the Sceptre of Octopus, the Axe of Somethingawful, the Crown of Nickjb, the Armour of Cordiloquy, the Dagger of New Wave, the Axe of Explosivo, the Sceptre of 8footwookie, the Amulet of Henri Rousseau, the Armour of Rumplestimpskin, the Shield of Garlic, the Wand of Travisd, the Amulet of Ganatronic, a Figurine of Rance, the Axe of Sp0rk0, a Figurine of Wearescott, the Crown of Etchalife, the Dagger of Crosley Bendix, the Sceptre of Detcarguy, the Amulet of Zen, the Amulet of Wreckingcrue, the Sceptre of the Cramps, a Figurine of Lesboot, the Amulet of Uncleanton, the Armour of Handstil, the Dagger of Sakkaranoush, the Wand of Mendel, a Figurine of Boutell, the Sceptre of Firecracker10, the Axe of Socoburns, the Sword of Scenic, the Sceptre of Catamorphism, the Amulet of Trinnit, the Crown of Gynocide, the Wand of Zebulon Y, the Shield of Swaz and 390 gold pieces.
    Score: 645
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  7. I escaped from the Dungeon of Substitute!
    I killed Darkuncle the leprechaun, Aml the rat, Auntiesiannan the rat, Leahleaf the floating eye, Rivetpepsquad the cockatrice and Kennfusion the leprechaun.
    I looted the Amulet of Henri Rousseau, the Axe of Wearekim, the Dagger of New Wave and 111 gold pieces.
    Score: 136
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    I’m rubbish!

  8. Exploring the Dungeon of Spacemummy, I found this: You are in an opulently-decorated torture chamber. The mosaic floor shows billy wilder. Hmm. Hollywood Boulevard? For a moment, I wielded the sceptre of Kim Gordon. Not sure how that makes me feel.

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