AND NOW, THE ROCK NEWS

substitute Uncategorized March 1, 2006 1 Minute

This just in via email from the Coachella people:

MADONNA JUST ADDED TO COACHELLA!

Wow. Look at them fly, fly, fly over that shark.

Published March 1, 2006

torgo_x says:

March 1, 2006 at 1:04 pm

Jumping
This is what happens when you release two bad records in a row, folks!

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dorothy_parka says:

March 1, 2006 at 2:23 pm

i fel like the should have kept that quiet. it’s like saying THIS JUST IN, I HAVE HERPES.

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1. salome_st_john says:
  
  March 1, 2006 at 6:07 pm
  
  I want to write something really witty in response to this, but I can’t stop laughing.
  
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cascadefailure says:

March 1, 2006 at 3:35 pm

I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!

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seriesfinale says:

March 1, 2006 at 5:17 pm

Wow. Look at them fly, fly, fly over that shark.
This is a festival that’s been booking acts like Coldplay, Tool, Weezer, and Nine Inch Nails for a few years now.

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1. ignatz says:
  
  March 1, 2006 at 6:43 pm
  
  Admitted!
  True. But Madonna was never independent, ever, ever, ever. She’s been top 40 since 1984. She’s literally been uncool for longer than most of this festival’s guests have been alive.
  
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odradak says:

March 1, 2006 at 7:17 pm

HA! HA HA! HA HA HA! This is me LAUGHING!
Take THAT you silly hipsters!

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mcpino says:

March 2, 2006 at 5:31 am

Kurt Loder is so there, yo.

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