Oh hey so like, Carrot Top lives here? And I and others have seen him jogging? And a friend works out at the same gym? And he wears that eyeliner shit in the gym. Like, LAYERS. Raccoon eyes. I think it may be made with steroids.
up close it’s really obvious that Carrot Top does shitty drag.
hjalp! George Hamilton is desperately trying to get out of Steven Seagal’s body! the jacket is way too much competition for the bronzer.
is that Jon Lovitz in the mirror?
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Why, it’s a bronze Seagal statue and the M-113 salt creature! How adorable.
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the M-113 salt creature
lol
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Roids and eyeliner are a worse combination than vodka and a cotton thresher.
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That’s not just a sign of the apocalypse, that is the apocalypse.
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Auditions for the next celebrity big brother?
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Mr. Substitute,
This post is seriously making me question your commitment to “SPARKLE MOTION.”
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Re: Mr. Substitute,
best icon I’ve ever seen.
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Re: Mr. Substitute,
You are very kind. thank you. feel free to use it if you would so desire.
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Oh hey so like, Carrot Top lives here? And I and others have seen him jogging? And a friend works out at the same gym? And he wears that eyeliner shit in the gym. Like, LAYERS. Raccoon eyes. I think it may be made with steroids.
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YEEEEK.
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This just plain creeps me on a very deep, existential, Hollywood kinda level. /prays to Charlie
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WWCD?
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Something amusing, I’m sure. =)
~M~
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I showed this picture to a genius, and he has assured me that everything about it makes perfect sense except for Segal’s jacket.
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that is everything wrong with genetic testing.
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up close it’s really obvious that Carrot Top does shitty drag.
hjalp! George Hamilton is desperately trying to get out of Steven Seagal’s body! the jacket is way too much competition for the bronzer.
is that Jon Lovitz in the mirror?
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Aieee, Part the Second
Apparently, Mr. Top had a busy night of meeting the D-listers. Either that or he owns just the one t-shirt
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