- Joey Buttafuoco says “It’s time to put it all behind us” and let the healing begin. Appropriately, enough, on a reality show. I hope they wheel in Mary Jo with a .45 so my healing can begin, too!
- I thought “MetalStorm” was a bad 1970s sf movie, but it’s actually a gun that fires 240,000 rounds per minute.
- The Beast is Back! With their required-reading loathsome people of 2005 list.
More later. I’m out of time. Phrenology calls.