…until the entire juvenile population is obese and diabetic! Our next step is drinking the Coke through a piece of candy.
We shall not rest…
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…until the entire juvenile population is obese and diabetic! Our next step is drinking the Coke through a piece of candy.
100kgtoddlers!
THEY’RE BEHIND YOU RIGHT NOW
People who let their kids eat that crap should be charged with child abuse. WTF?!?! How is it possible that most of american seems to have forgotten that “you are what you eat“?
Because they’re all to distracted by “you are what you buy,” and they wouldn’t really care if they weren’t.
I almost hurt myself laughing because of the 100kgtoddlers tag.
when i was a kid i drank coke through a piece of candy.
red vines made the perfect straw.
of course, my teeth will cost over 10k to fix, so cleary my kid won’t be doing anything remotely like that…
The candy market is an extortion racket set up by a cabal of our nation’s dentists.
It’s a good idea, but requires far too much prep. For pure laziness, the motorized lollipop that spins itself (Wal-Mart, circa 1993) has it beat by a mile.