| Your Ideal Relationship is Marriage |
 You’ve dated enough to know what you want. And that’s marriage – with the right person. You’re serious about settling down some time soon. Even if you haven’t met the person you want to get hitched to! |
They should know that my ideal relationship is… um… a relationship?
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Fucking kill me now.
Your Ideal Relationship is Friends Only
Honestly, you’re not really ready for a relationship right now.
And you prefer to keep things platonic, for now.
That’s not to say that one of your friends could be dating material.
You’re just taking a break for now.
What’s Your Ideal Relationship?
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This quiz is totally skewed. If “stable” is in the very first answer choice for “what kind of people are you attracted to,” I know I’m fucked from the start.
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You know what this means! Mail. Order. Bride. :p
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…and more specifically, Russian amputee mail order brides!!1~1!!!eleventyone!1!!
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OMG OMG! GLEEEEE!
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Relation–what?
I wouldn’t know:
What to do with a relationship if I had one, never having had one and all. Does one polish them and put them up on shelves?
That Annoying Mike Guy
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Re: Relation–what?
I think you’re supposed to have a “dysfunctional” one and then write a bad novel about it, which has a jacket photo of you on the back looking cute, and then go on Oprah and discuss it earnestly. I don’t think it’s really your scene, either.
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Re: Relation–what?
Earnest, eh?
Nope, don’t think I could do it. Maybe make all the characters talking animals or something, but, well, there’s already been “Omaha the Cat Dancer,” hasn’t there?
Mike Again
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