- Whoa, 1000 year old ceramics rescued from shipwreck!
- Daliesque melting sofa will fit in any scheme of décor. Trust me.
- Celebrities do like their personally branded fragrances, but some of them should choose something other than their last names. Why not “Alan”, fer chrissakes?
- Lesbian stalker loses vampire love battle. I said, LESBIAN STALKER LOSES VAMPIRE LOVE BATTLE! The headlines in my town are more like “Area market showcases broccoli”.
- Merlin Mann has collected all those great textads you get that urge you to get get bargains on bowel disease or neofascism, ,etc in a flickr set.
- Here is a neat website about the Northern Lights (aurora borealis).
- Okay, old meme, but PANTERA POPE!. (audio on page)
there wasn’t no body and there wasn’t no blood
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The Dali couch is great, but the CUMMING! OH, THE CUMMING!
“Manly, Moist and Malleable! What could be BETTER? Click here to find out!”
“Team Cumming”
“Cumming – The Fragrence”
Comedy fucking GOLD.
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I think he did it just to crack up talk show hosts. From what I’ve seen, it works.
Also, CAN’T SLEEP COUCH’LL EAT ME.
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I’m just glad his name isn’t Alan Rimming.
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blaergahg
That’s Alan “Patchouli” Rimming.
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pshh 1,000 year old anything!
PFF everyone knows the earth is only 5 years old. God made it right after he made George Bush Jr. president.
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DUBBYA YEAR ZERO
So we’re living in A.W. 5, here. I see!
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Re: DUBBYA YEAR ZERO
Yeah, “History” is just a theory. I mean a watermelon and a person are both water, that doesn’t mean something something,
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The great part about that Flickr eBay ad photoset is that for at least a few, the Flickr post itself gets the same weird ad. That in turn makes the other ads even weirder: I can see the ad on Flickr offering me eBay abattoirs on the Abattoir page, but offering me strawberry perfume on the Fascist page?
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Cumming once said on SNL that he was going to write his autobiography, to be called “cumming on cumming.” He loves to make jokes about his name.
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