Printer Friendly For Over 20 Years

  1. Scientific American has a good general article on flu pandemic preparation
  2. Today’s wacky Norwegians story: hilarious anti-littering ad campaign.
  3. As chosen by the Daily Telegraph and Novartis in the UK, here are the best science photos of 2005. I especially like the peppercorn next to the salt grain:

    salt n pepa

  4. Wait, wait, wait. My country’s people are spending $3.29 billion on WHAT this year? Empires in Decline, folks, Empires in Decline.
  5. Surreality TV: America’s Next Top Muppet.
  6. I am enjoying the eggcorns. And by “enjoying” I mean “cringing in a snobby way”.

7 thoughts on “Printer Friendly For Over 20 Years

  1. I like the bird flu preparation plans from this week’s Onion better…
    booo hiss it looks like The Onion website is down! I promise it’s there. Actually, I take that back, as I read the in-print version. But yeah. It’s probably there? ahaha

  2. Thank goodness for that editorial telling us about how going around dressed up like a sexy nurse for a few hours is responsible for all the world’s ills. I almost had fun for a moment. Whew. That was close.

  3. So it’s Halloween
    And you feel like dancin’
    And you feel like shinin’
    And you feel like letting loose
    Whatcha gonna be
    Babe, you better know
    And you better plan
    Better plan all day
    Better plan all week
    Better plan all month
    Better plan all year
    You’re dressed up like a clown
    Putting on your act
    It’s the only time all year
    You’ll ever admit that
    I can see your eyes
    I can see your brain
    Baby, nothing’s changed
    You’re still hiding in a mask
    You take your fun seriously
    No, don’t blow this year’s chance
    Tomorrow your mold goes back on
    After Halloween
    You go to work today
    You’ll go to work tomorrow
    Shitfaced tonight
    You’ll brag about it for months
    Remember what I did
    Remember what I was
    Back on Halloween
    But what’s in between
    Where are your ideas
    You sit around and dream
    For next Halloween
    Why not everyday
    Are you so afraid
    What will people say
    After Halloween
    Because your role is planned for you
    There’s nothing you can do
    But stop and think it through
    But what will the boss say to you
    And what will your girlfriend say to you
    And the people out on the street they might glare at you
    And whadya know you’re pretty self-conscious too
    So you run back and stuff yourselves in rigid business costumes
    Only at night to score is your leather uniform exhumed
    Why don’t you take your social regulations
    And shove ’em up your ass

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