Dogma: the Members Only jacket never was okay, not even in 1982. It cannot be worn successfully by anyone and is only marginally acceptable on 11 year old boys and 80-year-old Filipino men. Do not attempt.
The fauxhawk is a postmodern mullet
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Ever read a word and think it says something it doesn’t? Well, I just did.
Hawk. Hawk. NOT Hack 🙂
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System is going dow for maintenance I 15 minutes. Back when pigs fly.
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What?!? You mean I wasn’t cool when I had one in the 8th grade? That jacket was the only thing I had going for me.
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When I was a kid, my mother picked out a Members Only jacket for me.
It was the puffy girl’s kind and was from the Goodwill. Gosh, almost forgot about that bit of childhood humiliation and all of the “Would your daughter like anything to drink?”
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Dude my boss just showed up last week wearing one.
I thought: Did he dig that out of some dark corner of his closet, or was it a recent purchase?
Fucking snap-strap on the shoulder burgundy pure 1983 members only.
The name alone implies exclusion and opulence.
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