The fauxhawk is a postmodern mullet

Dogma: the Members Only jacket never was okay, not even in 1982. It cannot be worn successfully by anyone and is only marginally acceptable on 11 year old boys and 80-year-old Filipino men. Do not attempt.

5 thoughts on “The fauxhawk is a postmodern mullet

  1. When I was a kid, my mother picked out a Members Only jacket for me.
    It was the puffy girl’s kind and was from the Goodwill. Gosh, almost forgot about that bit of childhood humiliation and all of the “Would your daughter like anything to drink?”

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    Dude my boss just showed up last week wearing one.
    I thought: Did he dig that out of some dark corner of his closet, or was it a recent purchase?
    Fucking snap-strap on the shoulder burgundy pure 1983 members only.
    The name alone implies exclusion and opulence.

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