Just go ahead and read these guidelines and sign here.
1. I hereby acknowledge that big fat uncut Brazilian cock may be pushed into my quivering lips, and that I am responsible for knowing the appetizer of the day.
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0915051hooters1.html
Best employee handbook ever!
Be My Blog 
The last page is a particular, um, jewel.
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I,I “HOOTERS GIRL ON THE FLOOR”
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as opposed to “HOOTERS GIRL
ONBEHIND THE BAR”LikeLike
OW MY EYES. MAKE IT STOP.
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OH, that’s just sad, man. And isn’t that girl’s midriff showing in the picture on the first page? I thought that was a no-no.
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It puts my own crappy work uniform last summer into perspective, that’s for sure.
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