From Montclair, California, in the heart of the Inland Empire, it’s Valeron and his mistress Dominae! 909 vampire BDSM repre-fuckin’-sent!
Occupation: Accountant for a retirement home.
Here’s a shot of him “Pondering the Cold Dark Wasteland of Eternity” (his phrase). Note the Shot Glass of Evil from Spencer’s Gifts.
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Her name is in the genitive case?
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dumfucative, actually!
Everyone knows you just add “-ae” to make stuff more Latin!
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Re: dumfucative, actually!
Ah, the rare lookscoolative case. I’ve heard about it in grammars but I thought…I thought it was a MYTH.
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Do you think his mom minds him having a dungeon in her basement?
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Would you and Dominae like some punch, honey?
“Brad always has been so creative.”
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Mmmm, I spy a Heino icon. =D YEY!
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Ja! Heino ist…er…creepy 😉
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Him!
It’s President Hop Topic!!!
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well, I think his eyes are dreamy.
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I think your eyes are dreamy, Buggy.
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yeah, well you say that to all the praying manitseseses
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They’re green. You’re yellow like Skeletor.
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Bletch…..
I just lost my lunch.
(were is his buddy…Seinfeld?)
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“He is a spectral vision of pure malevolence, and he works with me at the Cinnabon!” — that “Goth Talk” skit on SNL
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Kevin Pollack!
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hurrrrrrrrrrr
http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity1101.html
PANTS: OKAY IT TURNS OUT DRINKING OTHER PEOPLE’S BLOOD IS FRAUGHT WITH HEALTH RISKS AND ISSUES SO I’M GOING TO BE THE VAMPYRE THAT DRINKS DOUBLE ICED MOCHAS
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“… baby, i SWEAR that when we are REAL vampyres the male pattern baldness will reverse itself! yes, the back hair will go away, too, i promise …”
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