The Purple Monkey Dishwasher is writing the San Bernardino Sun

This bar is charming for its with locals some in most in their 40s or 50s.

While patrons sip beer pool, live bands drop and Saturday nights to cover songs. One noteworthy Eliah, sings out when stage.

At the far San Bernardino lies the Inland premier concert known as Roadhouse, Crossroads.

indoor bar, several pool tables expansive with another huge lighted can fit 1,200 Angel’s mostly cover and classic rock Friday through Sunday p.m. Each Wednesday mic hosted by Diatribe, Tuesdays and Thursdays to karaoke crowds.

http://www2.sbsun.com/livinghere/nightlife/ci_2733027

Edit: This entire thing was created by an angry broken robot out of some marketing material. It’s the most amazing piece of “journalism” I’ve seen in a while: http://www2.sbsun.com/livinghere/

We are all The Onion now.