- Our new ambassador from Saudi Arabia is their chief spook and spymaster, and it seems clear he knows everything about September 11.
- Oops! The West Coast is, like, dying. Dead birds, dead fish, dead Godzillas everywhere.
- They say it won’t be built, but I wonder. The very, very rich have their ultimate excessive vehicle, the 19-foot-long, 7-foot-wide, 7000 lb, 217 mph two-seater Batmobile for Assholes: the Maybach Exelero.
Pic of the monster behind the cut. Jesus Christ.