1. Our new ambassador from Saudi Arabia is their chief spook and spymaster, and it seems clear he knows everything about September 11.
2. Oops! The West Coast is, like, dying. Dead birds, dead fish, dead Godzillas everywhere.
3. They say it won’t be built, but I wonder. The very, very rich have their ultimate excessive vehicle, the 19-foot-long, 7-foot-wide, 7000 lb, 217 mph two-seater Batmobile for Assholes: the Maybach Exelero.

Pic of the monster behind the cut. Jesus Christ.
batmobile for dicks