Decline and Fall of the Romaine Empire

substitute Uncategorized July 19, 2005 1 Minute

The good folks at Fresh Whatever Saladcorp want you to know that if you buy leaves from them, they’ll give a soldier a quarter.

I hate to think of the sacrifices they’d feel obliged to make if there was a war on!

Published by substitute

Published July 19, 2005

torgo_x says:

July 19, 2005 at 8:57 am

Salads of war
I forget — how much jícama in a juche salad????

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bruisedhips says:

July 19, 2005 at 1:55 pm

Dude, soldiers do not need to call home, soldiers need tanks! and vests! and guns! Or you know, plane tickets!
*gnashes teeth*

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namja says:

July 19, 2005 at 2:47 pm

I drew tears on one of those

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1. threepunchstuff says:
  
  July 19, 2005 at 4:30 pm
  
  Prison-style “one for every dude I shanked” tear tattoos?
  
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  1. namja says:
    
    July 19, 2005 at 5:01 pm
    
    if only I’d thought to
    ha ha ha, no “I wanna go home” tears
    
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  2. threepunchstuff says:
    
    July 19, 2005 at 5:23 pm
    
    Re: if only I’d thought to
    That would be my second choice. Third: American Indian “Don’t drop your pudding cup container on my sacred land of my ancestors” single tear.
    
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stimps says:

July 19, 2005 at 7:02 pm

He’s fighting for that woman’s right to wear really scary polyester flood pants.

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lil_om says:

July 19, 2005 at 8:17 pm

at hollywood video for an extra $2.50 i can either get myself some popcorn, candy and sodas or have it shipped to the troops…except for the sodas i think…they go to Camp P.

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