The good folks at Fresh Whatever Saladcorp want you to know that if you buy leaves from them, they’ll give a soldier a quarter.
I hate to think of the sacrifices they’d feel obliged to make if there was a war on!
Decline and Fall of the Romaine Empire
Published
Salads of war
I forget — how much jícama in a juche salad????
Dude, soldiers do not need to call home, soldiers need tanks! and vests! and guns! Or you know, plane tickets!
*gnashes teeth*
I drew tears on one of those
Prison-style “one for every dude I shanked” tear tattoos?
if only I’d thought to
ha ha ha, no “I wanna go home” tears
Re: if only I’d thought to
That would be my second choice. Third: American Indian “Don’t drop your pudding cup container on my sacred land of my ancestors” single tear.
He’s fighting for that woman’s right to wear really scary polyester flood pants.
at hollywood video for an extra $2.50 i can either get myself some popcorn, candy and sodas or have it shipped to the troops…except for the sodas i think…they go to Camp P.