I know a lot of guys name their penises. I’ve never done that. I just decided to call mine “google”. That way I can laugh like Beavis & Butthead whenever the company or the website is mentioned, or talk about “checking Google” etc. Minutes of fun await me.
Also, as eyeteeth just pointed out, lol “googlewhack”.
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I believe the standard dirty joke here is that it doesn’t matter what you name it as long as it comes when you call it.
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Heh. Dude I’m “searching” google. Google was a very good resource. I found it on Google might not be a good sign.
BUT if you want to use your penis as a divining rod: “I found it THROUGH Google!”
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WHAT ABOUT GOOGLEBOMBING? OR GETTING IN A GOOGLEFIGHT? OR GOOGLE HACKERS (there is such a thing)
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Ironically, I have just been unable to use google to find the lyrics to “She Made Me Name You Earl” by the Bobs.
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