Jack White got married in some bullshit culture appropriation world music eco-tourist pseudo native wedding where three rivers meet in the mostest sacredest bestest part of the Amazon jungle by a medicine man, or some such shit.
You jumped the shark, Jack. You’re Sting now.
The White Stripes are the Spinal Tap of indie music.
Be My Blog 
…these go to 11.
but i love spinal tap. =[
as for the wedding…the only thing i can think to say is, “wow.”
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didn’t he just break up with renee mcscarywegger?
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also, she does a misfits cover:
http://www.showstudio.com/projects/dev/dev_movie_med.html
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ouch, that hurt
They’re both just as cute as can be, but I don’t understand why someone bothered to record two girls singing that song in their living room and doing a worse job than most of the acts at Diedrich.
Well, I guess I do understand. She’s a fashion model.
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Re: ouch, that hurt
If you go back to the origins of that shittay video you can hear her leaving umpti-thousand voice mails of vainness about her european modely life.
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Yes, he did…AND she just got married a few weeks ago to country singer Kenny Chesney after about a month of dating.
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Who did he marry?
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The usual supermodel. Her name is Karen Elson.
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