IF WE’VE ALL BEEN FULLY SPIRITUAL NOW I’D LIKE TO GET BACK TO THE HYATT FOR THE BUFFET

Jack White got married in some bullshit culture appropriation world music eco-tourist pseudo native wedding where three rivers meet in the mostest sacredest bestest part of the Amazon jungle by a medicine man, or some such shit.

You jumped the shark, Jack. You’re Sting now.

The White Stripes are the Spinal Tap of indie music.

8 thoughts on “IF WE’VE ALL BEEN FULLY SPIRITUAL NOW I’D LIKE TO GET BACK TO THE HYATT FOR THE BUFFET

      1. ouch, that hurt
        They’re both just as cute as can be, but I don’t understand why someone bothered to record two girls singing that song in their living room and doing a worse job than most of the acts at Diedrich.
        Well, I guess I do understand. She’s a fashion model.

      2. Re: ouch, that hurt
        If you go back to the origins of that shittay video you can hear her leaving umpti-thousand voice mails of vainness about her european modely life.

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