Tonight i was brought my French Dip Sandwich by a woman who had, as a child, been attacked by a monkey who bit off part of one of her fingers and was immediately shot dead in front of her. I knew this about her, but she was not aware that I knew this.
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Is that icon “Mac Tonight”?
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Yes, it is!
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Awesome. I vividly remember being creeped out by those commercials back in the day.
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Is it me, or does that just sound a bit too creechy?
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hehe. She’s an old friend of Nick’s, he knew her as a kid. She went to a shitty 70s amusement park where the monkey incident took place. I know all.
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So, wait, they were sufficiently aware that the monkey was dangerous that they were ready to shoot it at a moment’s notice, but they still let it run around?
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This was the early days of Amusement, and things hadn’t been sorted out yet so much. Everything was Kamp Krusty.
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