911 is a joke in our town

substitute Uncategorized March 24, 2005 1 Minute

Emergency dispatchers get to deal with everything: murder, rape, fires, heart attacks, robberies, hysterical victims, and… sociopathic soccer moms.

All units 10-3 your traffic until further notice, Code Burger in San Clemente, repeat Code Burger…

Published by substitute

Published March 24, 2005

odradak says:

March 25, 2005 at 12:13 am

Counter-cheeseburger protection squad!
Why on earth did I ever leave?

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samiamrex says:

March 25, 2005 at 3:42 am

i cannot believe it? truly, this is for real?
hilarious! “ma’am, is this a dangerous burger??”

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breklor says:

March 25, 2005 at 1:48 pm

three words:
“culture of entitlement”.

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1. samiamrex says:
  
  March 25, 2005 at 4:57 pm
  
  what a trip, though. that culture of entitlement. i know it exists, but somehow i missed it when i lived in california. crazy!
  
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joyfulagitator says:

March 27, 2005 at 1:17 am

All I wanted was a Pepsi, and she wouldn’t give it to me!

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flipzagging says:

March 29, 2005 at 12:20 pm

Snopes says the call was really made to the OCSD.

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1. ignatz says:
  
  March 29, 2005 at 6:22 pm
  
  Same thing; “Office” was a thinko on my part. It’s a Department.
  
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  1. flipzagging says:
    
    March 29, 2005 at 8:01 pm
    
    Oh, I wasn’t correcting the name — I meant, it was really received by a 911 operator.
    
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